Besides being the guy that Edward Norton would fight if he could fight anyone, William Shatner was also famous for his quirky delivery of dialogue as the captain of the starship Enterprise.

For instance, he probably said the following quote:

“If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity as long as you are perfectly turned out.”

Your…pants…may be down…but should your arabesque heel…be…up?